Guten Morgen! My name is Averi Danielle, and I am a 18 year old Freshman at ETSU. My best friends are Chelsie, Emily, Sydney, and Tea. I plan to go to ETSU for college. I come from a unorthodox family, and do not care for them. .
“Whatever your friends say, Opossi are Odorable! This particular specimen was buried in the freezer for a very long time. When I originally found him on a lonely street in Cincinnati his head and belly were pretty badly damaged. After an amount of time my skill increased, and my ability to hide damage got progressively better. So after five years sitting next to carcasses and chunks of ice, here he is!”
Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson on set of Captain America: The Winter Soldier (May 14)
(Source: fictionminded, via box-hobbit)
Myths & Legends: Isis and Osiris
According to Egyptian Mythology, Osiris is the God of life, death and the flooding of the Nile. He was said to be a wise and gentle ruler. His wife and sister, the Goddess Isis protected children, healed the sick and was the most powerful magician, even being able to perform spells on Ra. They ruled together and were beloved by their people. Their brother Set was overwhelmed with jealousy and tricked Osiris into a box and set the box into the Nile River. Isis searched for the box for a long time until she found it and brought it back to Egypt. Set then discovered where she hid it, chopped the body into many pieces and scattered them throughout Egypt. Isis again searched for the body of Osiris piece by piece, putting them back together until she was able to get all the pieces except one. She was able to bring him back to life for only one night for even she didn’t have enough power to bring him back for longer.
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
in other news an artist in wisconsin made a portrait of the former pope benedict
it is made of condoms
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